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The old man eats his hair. Hair goes down the old man's dry throat. A dry thin substance that grows on the human body tickles the ol man's throat. Grey hair goes through a hole in the man's face. Hair sticks to the old man's throat The old man is starving so he decides to eat his hair. Hair is what the old man eats. Hair grows for the old man to eat. Hair eats man old the (backwards.) The old man has mothing to do, so he rips out these fur-like substances and eats them. The old man tastes shampoo from his head. Hair slides down the senior's throat. Bob thinks his hair tastes good, so he eats it. He lifts up the hat and eats the stuff under it. He is not bald.

This is a Fourteener Poem